{"product_id":"eat-your-heart-out-1","title":"Eat Your Heart Out: A Dark Romcom","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-5b0b1364-7fff-3512-c8a7-28f03671ade6\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpice Level 5- Ritual Fire- High heat, higher stakes- frequent and explicit scenes woven into emotional arcs Plot and spice share the spot light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eI didn’t eat people. Just men.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFirst of all, I’d like to set the record straight. I wasn’t a cannibal, ʼkay?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI didn’t eat \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003epeople\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Just men. I ate their hearts out before they ever saw me coming. Figuratively, of course. Most of the time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes a girl had to do what a girl had to do. And sometimes what I had to do was fry those suckers up with a little bit of buttermilk and enough shortening to give ya coronary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wouldn’t ever apologize for it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhich was something else you should know about me. I was unapologetic. Then again, so was he. Else the hotshot with a blade bigger than his d*ck wouldn’t have barged his way into my little apartment without so much as a “my bad, sorry for disturbing you, ma’am.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd I wouldn’t have been forced to tie him to a chair and teach him some manners. But here we are, ain’t we?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust a sweet little Southern girl and the big bad pickle-diddler who thought he was about to get his rocks off.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eGuess it wasn’t his lucky day. Sure was mine, though.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eEat Your Heart Out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a dark standalone novella with a HEA. Please heed the trigger warnings at the beginning of the book.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bookshoppe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51949854359845,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0911\/1201\/4117\/files\/eatyourheartoutebook.jpg?v=1768509126","url":"https:\/\/witchwoodbookshoppe.store\/products\/eat-your-heart-out-1","provider":"Witchwood Bookshoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}